Fat Trick!

Today in Moncton I was walking by the Jean Coutu on the sidewalk when I noticed a rather large middle aged man in front of me. He was bald, extremely fat, and maybe a little bit mental. He was carrying a skateboard. When he looked up and noticed that I had (accidentally) made eye contact with him, he threw the skateboard up in the air in front of him. When the skateboard landed he jumped on top of it, stumbling. After he stabalized himself he looked up at me, and gave me an "I'm cool" pose, crossing his arms. I just smiled and shook my head. Just another weird sighting in Moncton.